Showing posts with label Da Long Wayz Dezert Groop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Da Long Wayz Dezert Groop. Show all posts

Monday, April 3, 2023

This week in random paint jobs (part 2)

 

One of these is not like...anything else...ever.

As stated in part 1, bereft of a game to play this past Saturday evening, I opted to clear some of the half painted stuff off of my desk, the Battletech portion of which you can see above. 

Parallel parking a 20-ton mech is an absolute bitch!  

Hot feet! Hot Feet!

This is a Locust C for my Hell's Horses Iota Galaxy. The Locust C, is a refit of a captured inner sphere mech refitted with Clan weaponry for use by solahma (2nd line) mechwarriors. Given that the Iota Galaxy's mechwarriors are generally considered to be dezgra (honorless scum) its really notta bad ride. 

I've designated this class of Frankenmech the WTF-o7.

No weapons face the rear though you can see the remote sensor dispenser's ejection port at the lower waist. Naturally, said sensors have long run out with no hope of resupply. 

This...thing, was gifted to me by Kushial and I had to look it up Sarna to figure out what it even was. Frankenmechs exist only in the periphery where proper mechs are all but impossible to come by, and what few mechs that are there, are little more salvaged wreckage augmented with whatever scrap and spare parts that can be found. 

Once they reach the heavy-to-assault weight class, they're often referred to as 'Corsairs', though I'm just sticking with 'Frankenmech' for my WTF-o7. It's outfitted with an eclectic array of weaponry, armor values that vary across every location (with no consistency what-so-ever), and a half dozen or so wasted tons due to cannibalization, jury-rigging, and shit just no longer working yet not worth the effort of removing (like that sensor dispenser).

This one will be piloted by an Errant mechwarrior, basically the sole defender of a planet. A few of these Errants were the first victims of the Clans when their invasion entered the deep periphery, leading them to believe that the Inner Sphere had degraded to little more than techno-barbarism. 

Anyways, the WTF-o7 will likely fight alongside my piss-poor periphery mercs Battle Rattle. I'll probably toss in a Podunk PDF tank or two and some infantry to round out the points for a game.



Thursday, September 3, 2020

Getting my name out there!

Granted, its not getting out where my 'core audience' is (assuming I even have one of those), but it is getting out...well, sorta. 

Huzzah!

Now...I'm guessing that most folks who might actually google that name will be disappointed to find that it's just a battletech gaming blog. Something the average Joe has neither heard of nor is inclined to learn about I would imagine.  Much like those poor sods who see a URL of: https://tbagers.blogspot.com/ Only to find it's not even remotely sex-related.

Likewise, I'm rather doubtful that there are any Mech recruiters running around the northeast Tennessee/Southwest Virginia area, but I can assure you that my little marketing scheme is surely getting noticed and literally seeing far more traffic (ba dum ching!) than it's namesake blog! 

For example:

Last week I was waiting for my curbside order at Chick-Fil-A, and was parked facing the drive thru line. Whilst vastly more efficient than that of the McDonalds across the street, it still takes awhile for folks to crawl thru said line. 

Sitting there I saw 3-4 consecutive cars crawl by where the bored driver looked to their left, read the above tag, and started laughing. Whomever was in the passenger seat wanted to know what they missed, the driver pointed, and they both had a good laugh! 

This makes me happy. :-)

Arguably, I ought to have had a license plate with the name of my primary blog (Da Long Wayz Dezert Groop), but much like the ork decal in the same truck's back window, I'm sure that few folks would 'get it'. 

Yes my truck is 'bloo' and semi-unreliable, thus I refer to it as 'Da Battlewagon'. 

That blog's logo and name are both based off of that of the Long Range Desert Group, and one that only history buffs would likely have any recognition of it. Whereas the Buffet Assault Group's logo is clearly a rip off of the Golden Corral logo which is easily recognizable to most anybody (and for any non-Americans reading this yes, they do have a buffet). 

Amusingly and thru sheer coincidence, The world renowned and hilarious battletech commentator Tex, frequently has the Golden Corral logo inserted into the background artwork of his Tex Talks Battletech videos.

Anyways, this was a fun thing that I wanted to share. I actually have a battletech game lined up with Hoss for Saturday-my first since the pandemic hit. So I'm looking forward to that, and hopefully will have a battle report post following soon thereafter.