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Death by Spork!
Like the Hatchetman, the torso mounted AC10 & arm mounted medium lasers are still the primary damage dealers.
Note the kill marks on said spork, they are not identified so probably just infantrymen. That said, death by spork is an undignified way to go for anyone. 
This is close as you can get to spooning with a mech...
I made a record sheet where I swapped the hatchet for a backhoe to represent the spork. This required the removal of a hand (no, the spork will not be shared), 1 heat sink and 1 ton of ammo. It does 6pts of damage which is marginally better than a punch but is +1 to hit because as we all know, sporks suck!
SQUEEEEE!!
Apologies about the weird and wildly inconsistent highlighting. I copied the sporkman text from a similar post on the FLGS' Discord. The highlighting doesn't show in the post editing window, and it seems none of the available shades match the blog's grey background because reasons.
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